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When the time is right, try one of these best dad jokes for 2024. They may grunt and say that you're the lamest joke-teller ever, but they'll remember it — maybe long enough to tell their own kids.

Welcome back to The Grateful Dad, our weekly column on all things dad, from dad jokes to dad advice to dad takes. Dad Joke of ...

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